A text message conversation about Charles Barkley:

CH: I can’t comprehend charles barkley the ball player

LH: Like he doesn’t make sense as a player?

CH: yeah-6′4″ leading the league in rebs??? It’s just stupid

LH: Bees should not be able to fly because their wings lack the surface area to support their bodies (learned that today in Bee Movie). It’s kind of like that.

CH: show off